Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Feel Better Soon Mikki!


Top 10 Reasons That Chemo-Induced Baldness is Awesome

#10: Your Husband can make horrible jokes about how long it took you to do your hair.

#9: Increased aerodynamics. (important for runners, sky divers, human projectiles)

#8: You can finally drive your convertible to work. (no more 'wind-tunnel' hair-dos)

#7: You've got a blank canvas for new tattoos.

#6: You're now ready to audition for the Blue Man Group.

#5: Time to get a new driver's license...Hair Color: Invisible. (see how that one goes over with the cop the next time you're pulled over) Not that you would ever get pulled over Mikki.

#4: Think of the money you'll save...no more barber/hairdresser, shampoo, hairspray, dandruff medication, hair dye, etc.

#3: Everyone knows that bald people make better lovers. (and if they don't, perhaps it's time that you showed them)

#2: Less chance of getting lice.

#1 reason that chemo-induced baldness is awesome:

Bald = Sexy (just look at Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Natalie Portman and Britney Spears...ok, she's hot in a bald and crazy kind of way)


Nicole April 22, 2009 at 8:12 AM  

First off... he is SUCH a beautiful boy!!! I know beautiful isn't a boy word, but he just is so beautiful!!! Secondly, this was really funny! You're such a great friend to her, Katie.