CHEMO SUCKS - BLAH
Top 10 Reasons That Chemo-Induced Baldness is Awesome
#10: Your Husband can make horrible jokes about how long it took you to do your hair.
#9: Increased aerodynamics. (important for runners, sky divers, human projectiles)
#8: You can finally drive your convertible to work. (no more 'wind-tunnel' hair-dos)
#7: You've got a blank canvas for new tattoos.
#6: You're now ready to audition for the Blue Man Group.
#5: Time to get a new driver's license...Hair Color: Invisible. (see how that one goes over with the cop the next time you're pulled over) Not that you would ever get pulled over Mikki.
#4: Think of the money you'll save...no more barber/hairdresser, shampoo, hairspray, dandruff medication, hair dye, etc.
#3: Everyone knows that bald people make better lovers. (and if they don't, perhaps it's time that you showed them)
#2: Less chance of getting lice.
#1 reason that chemo-induced baldness is awesome:
Bald = Sexy (just look at Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Natalie Portman and Britney Spears...ok, she's hot in a bald and crazy kind of way)